Women have long accused men of driving with their dicks, implying that men drive based on their male ego. However, after only minutes on the road, and sharing it with women, you’ll soon discover that women drive with their tits. This is because women drive based on emotion. If they’re having a bad day, then “You’ll just have to deal with my dangerous and erratic, scatter-brained driving, because I have too much on my plate and I can’t deal with even half of it (as little as it may in fact be).” All caution is thrown to the wind as they lash out at the world by means of their vehicle, just be thankful you aren’t their husband that day. So while men certainly aren’t estranged to the concept of reckless driving, it is worth setting the record straight that a disgruntled women on the road (and there sure are a lot of them) is no joke. These women need to grow the fuck up and deal with their minor life malfunctions and stop with the childish self-control deficiency routine on the road.