Was watching NBC Nightly News in between the plethora of ads for drugs I should supposedly be taking. One of the headlines was about how Steve Fossett the adventurer was still missing somewhere in the Nevada desert, and how people were searching for him on Google Maps (read: placement ad for Google). Google Maps? I just looked up the address for my 5 year old condo and all the satellite image shows is a hole in the ground where I am sitting right now. Good fucking luck using five year old maps to find a guy missing FOUR DAYS AGO dip sticks. So for shits and giggles I went and checked my buddy’s place, and guess what? He must be living in the Leaning Tower of Toronto, because Google Maps shows his 30 story condo tower toppled over and resting on the building next to it. Calling him confirmed he is still alive and well, pictures still straight on the wall. What a joke.