Under water robots lowering over-sized Mexican sombrero onto leak.
8:56 AM June 3rd via web

Bubble gum not holding, switching to Big League Chew.
11:29 AM May 26th via web

MacGyver on scene – was given paper clip, drinking straw and sparkle glue. Leak should be fixed shortly.
8:20 PM May 21th via web

Left message at Roto-Rooter emergency hot line, waiting for call back.
4:17 PM May 20th via web

Ultra absorbent tampon not holding leak, pulling string and re-strategizing.
12:29 PM May 18th via web