Loud Shoes Translation Posted November 1st, 2008 in Scathing Opinion

When women wear excessively loud shoes, it translates into “Hear that Daddy? I’m a big girl now! See, my shoes sound like a horse… clipity-clop, clipity-clop!” Piercingly loud high heeled shoes are reserved for women that never grew up but feel compelled in everything they do to prove they’re no longer Daddy’s little girl. Rest assured, the louder and more irritating the shoes, the more insecurities and self loathing there is.