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Posted May 3rd, 2008 at 9:22 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up?

A. Vomit





 


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Timbo (Dec 10):

You smell like a wet dog farting in a wind tunnel.



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