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Wake Up One Liner

Posted May 3rd, 2008 at 9:22 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up?

A. Vomit




 


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Your mom was great last night, but a bit on the expensive side.


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