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Man Sues Coffee Shop for Ice Mocha Mishap

Posted January 8th, 2008 in Broken News

Michigan, USA (Jokes Palace Newsroom) – After spilling an iced coffee beverage onto his lap while driving from a local coffee shop drive-through, a Michigan man is now suing the shop for $800,000 in damages and mental anguish. The man claimed it was a “traumatic experience” that has “negatively altered his life”. He claims that he was unaware of the frigid temperature of the Ice Mocha or he would have taken better precautions with handling the beverage. The coffee shop owner said during our interview, “Anyone who doesn’t know the temperature of a drink that has the word ‘ice’ in its name has much more important things to worry about than a moment of discomfort due to his own negligence. He sustained no physical harm and there were no damages to his vehicle or possessions except a brown stain on his pants, which I am sure is something he is used to.”




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