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Florida, USA (Jokes Palace Newsroom) — In an attempt to force himself into a healthy routine of exercise, a Pompano Beach Florida resident hired a hit-man to kill him if he failed to show up to any of his four weekly workouts, every week, for the past ten years. “At first I thought the ridiculous membership fees and that ludicrous up front joining fee would make me workout so I wouldn’t waste the money - but that didn’t work. Within weeks I was coming up with all sorts of lame pathetic excuses not to go. So I decided that if money wouldn’t promote me to go, losing my life would. The hit-man idea has worked like a charm, maybe even too good. There were some times that I truly would have preferred not to go; like that time I had bronchial asthmatic pneumonia. I’ve never had so much dark green mucus running down my face in my life, you should have seen that treadmill afterwards. But with all its ups and downs, my only complaint lately is that what I originally thought were expensive gym fees have been over shadowed by the high cost of the hit-man. Now that I want to stop, I can’t because I told him to shoot me if I told him I wanted to give up.”
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