Man Arrested for Sexually Assaulting Female Manikin Posted November 26th, 2007 in Broken News

Georgia, USA (Jokes Palace Newsroom) – A man resembling a giant kid was arrested Thursday for sexually assaulting a manikin at a women’s fashion outlet store. Store clerks describe how the man made several trips past the manikin, and then went up onto the podium where he commenced to fondle and groupe the manikin’s breasts. When questioned about the incident, he said “I couldn’t help it… she had the nicest set of tits I’ve seen in a long time.”