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California, USA (Jokes Palace Newsroom) – Jeffery Goldstein, the actor whose embarrassing line “I love when it says ‘You’ve got mail!”, won him enemies the world over, passed away last night due to extreme unbelievable boredom. When questioning his mother about her son she stated, “What he said in the ad was actually true, he would spend hours a day signing up for spam lists, newsletters, write e-cards to himself and even post messages on bulletin boards asking others to spam his email address just so he could hear that retched “You’ve got mail!”. His mother continued on to explain the cause of the death, “But when the speakers attached to his computer stopped working last night, a few hours after the last ‘You’ve got mail’, he slipped into a boredom induced death spiral. Our doctor said the symptoms of his death are similar to thousands others who were listening to the latest Celine Dion album.”
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