Danny, 20 from Florida writes…

“I cant help I cant stop masturbating!! Every day sometimes two three times until my ball’s start to hurt and my dick gets numb and aches and some times when that happens I still try to jack off. This results in a horrible night’s sleep for a dribble of an orgasm. But I keep doing the same thing over and over. My girlfriend couldn’t stand it because when she wanted me to give it to her and at times I’d have trouble rising to the occasion. When I did give it to her she would be well past satisfied I guess that’s the reason she stayed with me but now she’s gone moved and all I do is masturbate when the chance for me to have sex comes along I can’t do it because I just finished jacking off I don’t know what to do it’s like I cant stop I see an attractive woman I go to the bathroom any object that look’s like a nipple… bathroom. Pornographic images constantly run through my mind please help me. One arm is bigger than the other and I’m ruining my life what can you do for me?.”

 Dr Thatslife has this to say…

You must be shitting me!? You’re giving up a real genuine fuck for a quick toss in the can by yourself? You are one truly disturbed person Dan. Surely your hand couldn’t be better then a real vagina? You even had a girlfriend wanting to fuck, and you’re sitting there with your limp cock hanging down exhausted from your piss ass efforts in solitude. No wonder she fucking moved you chump!

There’s heaps of guys out there just LONGING for a jolly fuck and you have a girlfriend willing and able… What do you do? Scuttle off to some corner with your daddy’s magazine out of the garage for a spank the monkey session!

What can I do for you? Shit man, just stop…Nobody is forcing you to have a tug of war with Cyclops. JUST STOP. Just imagine if you held out for a whole day and at the end of it you get busy with some chick. It would be the ultimate orgasm of your life. So do you want a bunch of bullshit cans of Spam or do you want one big steak.

As for your current situation with no girlfriend…can’t you understand why? As soon as they catch on about your habits, of course they’re gonna jet. Can you blame them? So get your life together and decide what your gonna do… Be Sgt. Knob Shiner all your life or a guy that gets the real thing.

That’s life!