Jokes Palace

Randle

Jerkoff — Tue, 01 May 2012 11:53:00 +0000

You’re about as romantic as a prenupt.

Scientology and Proctology One Liner

Jerkoff — Tue, 01 May 2012 06:12:09 +0000

Q. Why are Scientology and Proctology alike?

A. It’s all a load of shit.

Three Kings Joke

Jerkoff — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 06:11:21 +0000

Little Bobby was sitting in class when the teacher asked him “Can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and joy into people’s lives?” To which little Bobby replied “Smo-king, Drin-king and Fuc-king”.

Broken Penis Picture

Jerkoff — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:46:54 +0000

Menstrual Blood One Liner

Jerkoff — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 11:19:24 +0000

Q. What’s the difference between sand and menstrual blood?

A. You can’t gargle sand

Epileptic In The Forest One Liner

Jerkoff — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:54:31 +0000

Q. What do you call an epileptic in the forrest?

A. Russel

Sportsman’s Double Joke

Jerkoff — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 13:41:31 +0000

A guy ends up with an older woman at a bar last. She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I’d ever had a “Sportsman’s Double”? “What’s that?” the guy asked. “It’s a mother and daughter threesome.” she said.

As the guy’s mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her daughter might look like, he said, “No, I haven’t.” They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, “tonight’s your lucky night.” They hopped into a taxi and went back to her place. When they arrived back at her place and they walked into the front door, she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs “Mom… you still awake?”

What Is Happiness Picture

Jerkoff — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 03:41:19 +0000

Young Man From Bombay Limerick

Jerkoff — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 08:19:34 +0000

There was a young man from Bombay,
who shagged 20 chickens a day,
he wouldn’t stop fucking,
till they all started clucking,
then he’d eat all the eggs that they lay.

Different Ideas Joke

Jerkoff — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 05:05:14 +0000

I’m about three years into my relationship now and I’ve started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is. She bought me some Viagra, and I’ve bought her a treadmill.