Worst Dream Joke Posted January 31st, 2008 in Dirty Jokes

Tom says to his doctor, “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamt I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, and they were all dancing in a row.” The psychiatrist says, “Now hold on, Tom. That doesn’t sound so terrible.” Tom says, “Oh yeah? I was the third girl from the end.”