Trucker Request Joke Posted December 10th, 2007 in Dirty Jokes

A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, “I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich.” The Madam says, “For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls who would do every sexual favor imaginable.” The trucker says, “I ain’t horny, I’m homesick.”