Sack Action Joke Posted August 23rd, 2007 in Dirty Jokes

A guy drives over to his woman’s place for some sack action. As they are getting into it, he whips out three condoms and says “I’ve got gold, silver and a bronze, which one should we use?” Looking them over, the woman replies “Silver!” Puzzled the guy asks “Why didn’t you pick gold?” To which she replies “Because I want YOU to come second for once!”