Grandfather Money Joke Posted May 26th, 2008 in Dirty Jokes

Tom’s grandfather left him ten million dollars and it was the very next week his long time girlfriend Jane agreed to marry him. After three months of married life, Tom noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more.

On the rare occasion that she would go to bed with him she would be indifferent, or even worse, called out other men’s names! Whenever they went out in public, she ignored him and flirted with other men. Finally, he decided to confront her. “Jane, the only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me ten million dollars when he died”

“Don’t be ridiculous…” she replied, “I don’t care who gave you the money!”