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Genie Wish Joke

Posted March 15th, 2008 in Dirty Jokes

While doing renovations to the basement of his house, a man discovers a bottle tucked underneath the staircase. Rubbing the sides of it to remove all the dust and dirt somehow activated it - and a Genie appears. “Oh thank you, I am so relieved to get out of that bottle, you have no idea.” Startled, the man takes a moment to take in what has happened and says “Is it true you grant me a wish for setting you free?” The Genie replies, “Absolutely correct… what did you want?”

The man stood there contemplating his wish. Looking around he found an old globe of the world and picked it up. “I want there to be world peace… no more fighting or war.” The Genie shakes his head, “Come on, that’s a real back breaker, I’m not even sure I have the power to do something that massive.” Being understanding the man thinks again. He walks over to a picture that was resting against a wall, picked it up, and showed it to the Genie. “I wish you could make my wife stunningly beautiful.” Looking at the picture the Genie replies, “Let me see that globe again.”




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