Christmas Presents Joke Posted December 21st, 2007 in Dirty Jokes

The morning after Christmas, two brothers are in front of the tree.

“So what did you get?” says the younger brother. “I got a video game, a mountain bike, four model cars, ten action figures and loads of cool new clothes. You?” The older brother replies, “I got a pair of socks and a Spider-man toy.” Laughing the younger brother asks “Is that it?”

“Well yeah, but I don’t have leukemia.”