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A business man and his secretary, overcome with passion, go to his house for what is commonly known as a nooner. “Don’t worry, my wife is out of town on a business trip, there’s no need to worry.” he says to her. One thing leads to another, and the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, “We have to stop, I forgot to bring birth control!” “No problem,” her lover replies. “I’ll get my wife’s diaphragm.” After several minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. “That bitch!” he exclaims. “She took it with her! I always knew she didn’t trust me!”
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