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Burglar Visitation Joke

Posted February 9th, 2009 at 9:55 am in Dirty Jokes

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant. “No, no, no!” insisted the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”





 


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Grant (Jan 25):

You have the originality of a busker with a pan flute.



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