Blowing Chunks Joke Posted November 21st, 2007 in Dirty Jokes

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, “What’s wrong with Schlitz, don’t you like it?” The man says, “I hate that shit. Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks.” The bartender says, “You drink a case of any beer you’re going to blow chunks”. “You don’t understand” said the man, “Chunks is my dog.”