Being Robbed Joke Posted January 24th, 2008 in Dirty Jokes

Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes.

“Help me! Help me!” she screamed “I’m being robbed!”

“You ain’t being robbed…” her attacker interrupted “You’re being screwed!”

The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans. “If you’re screwing me with that,” she fumed, “I am being robbed!”