A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches the guy. “What’s going on here?” he asks. The guy sobs, “I was driving along and picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car then tied me up to this tree and then left.” The cop studied the guy for a moment, pulled down his pants and whipped out his dick. “I guess this isn’t your lucky day, pal.”