A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. They were discussing how they should celebrate their big evening when the wife decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. The husband liked the idea and suggested having dinner the same way as their wedding night, eating at the dinner table naked. The wife agreed. Later that night at the table the wife said, “Honey, my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago.” The husband replied, “That’s because they’re sitting in your soup.”