Tooth Pull Joke Posted October 17th, 2007 in Dirty Jokes

A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man an injection. “No way… no needles for me! I hate needles!” the patient said.

The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man objects. “I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having a gas mask on is suffocating me!”

The Dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. “No objection.” the patient says “I’m fine with pills.”

The Dentist then returns and says, “Here’s a Viagra tablet.”

The patient says, “Wow! I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer?”

“It doesn’t,” said the Dentist, “but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth.”