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Three Kings Joke

Posted April 20th, 2012 at 1:11 am in Dirty Jokes

Little Bobby was sitting in class when the teacher asked him “Can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and joy into people’s lives?” To which little Bobby replied “Smo-king, Drin-king and Fuc-king”.



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Broken Penis Picture

Posted April 18th, 2012 at 5:46 am in Funny Pictures

Broken Penis



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Menstrual Blood One Liner

Posted April 15th, 2012 at 6:19 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between sand and menstrual blood?

A. You can’t gargle sand



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Epileptic In The Forest One Liner

Posted April 10th, 2012 at 1:54 pm in One Liner Jokes

Q. What do you call an epileptic in the forrest?

A. Russel



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Sportsman’s Double Joke

Posted April 8th, 2012 at 8:41 am in Dirty Jokes

A guy ends up with an older woman at a bar last. She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. They drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I’d ever had a “Sportsman’s Double”? “What’s that?” the guy asked. “It’s a mother and daughter threesome.” she said.

As the guy’s mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her daughter might look like, he said, “No, I haven’t.” They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, “tonight’s your lucky night.” They hopped into a taxi and went back to her place. When they arrived back at her place and they walked into the front door, she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs “Mom… you still awake?”



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What Is Happiness Picture

Posted April 7th, 2012 at 10:41 pm in Funny Pictures

What Is Happiness





 


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