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Invisible Tape Picture

Posted December 13th, 2011 at 12:19 pm in Funny Pictures

Invisible Tape Picture



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Virgin Old Maid Joke

Posted December 9th, 2011 at 2:18 pm in Dirty Jokes

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:

“Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin.”

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the bastards they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote “Returned unopened.”



Rude Limericks

Girl Named Sapphire Limerick

Posted December 2nd, 2011 at 5:22 am in Rude Limericks

There was a young girl named Sapphire,
who succumbed to her lover’s desire,
she said “It’s a sin,
but now that it’s in,
could you shove it a few inches higher?”





 


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Randle (May 01):

You’re about as romantic as a prenupt.



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