Taxi Driver Joke Posted April 30th, 2010 in Dirty Jokes

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the fucking daylights out of me!” The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving a hurse for the last 25 years.”

Penile Goal Picture Posted April 30th, 2010 in Funny Pictures

Takes The Piss One Liner Posted April 29th, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s gray, sits by the bed and takes the piss?

A. A kidney dialysis machine.

Man From Winsocket Limerick Posted April 28th, 2010 in Rude Limericks

There once was a man from Winsocket,
who rode down the street on a rocket,
the force of the blast,
blew his balls up his ass,
and his pecker was found in his pocket.

Neighbor’s An Asshole Picture Posted April 23rd, 2010 in Funny Pictures

Sailor Named Clark Limerick Posted April 21st, 2010 in Rude Limericks

A horny young sailor named Clark,
who picked up a slut in a park,
she was ugly and crude,
and a horror when nude,
but she was good for a fuck in the dark.

Full Moon Picture Posted April 16th, 2010 in Funny Pictures

Man From Fort Myers Limerick Posted April 14th, 2010 in Rude Limericks

There once was a man from Fort Myers,
who wrapped his balls up in wire,
he flicked on the switch,
and oh what a bitch,
his balls began to catch fire.

Flush Before Drinking Picture Posted April 9th, 2010 in Funny Pictures

Dogs Humping Joke Posted April 8th, 2010 in Dirty Jokes

Two guys where walking down the street when they saw two dogs humping. One said, “I wonder how much liquor it would take to get my wife to do it that way?” So they made a bet of $10 on whose wife would do it on the lease amount of liquor.

After a week, they met in a bar. “Well”, said the first guy, “How much liquor did it take?” “A pint of whiskey”, replied the other guy. The first guy said “You win, it took me a whole bottle just to get my wife out in the yard.”

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