Cock Yogurt Picture Posted March 12th, 2010 in Funny Pictures

Dog Sleep Walking Video Posted March 9th, 2010 in Hilarious Videos

Big Game Hunter Joke Posted March 8th, 2010 in Dirty Jokes

A big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal’s skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what caliber the bullet was that killed the animal.

The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on.
They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced “Bear.” Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, “Shot with a .308 rifle.” He was right. They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said, “Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle. He was right again. Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks.

Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife, “I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this black eye?”

His wife angrily replied, “I gave it to you. You got into bed, put your hand down my panties, fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, “Skunk, killed with an axe.”

Beware Of Dog Picture Posted March 5th, 2010 in Funny Pictures

Orange Stuffing Video Posted March 4th, 2010 in Hilarious Videos

Chap From Out Yonder Limerick Posted March 4th, 2010 in Rude Limericks

There was a young chap from out yonder,
who buggered a big anaconda,
he regretted this crime,
for the rest of his time,
while the reptile grew fonder and fonder.

Biggest Crime One Liner Posted March 2nd, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites?

A. Male fraud.

She’s Falling For You Video Posted March 1st, 2010 in Hilarious Videos

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