Waltzing Home Joke Posted January 13th, 2010 in Dirty Jokes

An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. “I assume that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?” she snarled. ”There is…” he replied. “Breakfast.”

Vasectomy Kit Picture Posted January 8th, 2010 in Funny Pictures

Staying Warm One Liner Posted January 6th, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What does a bull do to stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A. He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm “Jersey”.

Train to Paris Joke Posted January 4th, 2010 in Dirty Jokes

Mr. Johnson and his secretary are on a train heading to Paris. They are just about to go to sleep when the secretary, who has a crush on her boss, says in a seductive voice says, “I’m a little cold, could I borrow your blanket?” Her boss replies “How would you like to be Mrs. Johnson for awhile?” The secretary jumps at the chance and begins to get out of bed. He then says “Good, then you can get your own fucking blanket.”

Vagina Clown Car Picture Posted January 1st, 2010 in Funny Pictures

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