You Know He’s Hard Picture Posted January 29th, 2010 in Funny Pictures

Prisoners Group Joke Posted January 29th, 2010 in Dirty Jokes

A group of prisoners are in their rehabilitation meeting. Their task for today is to each stand up in turn, speak their name and admit to their fellow inmates what crime they committed. The first prisoner stands and says “My name is Daniel and I’m in for murder.” Everyone gives him approving looks and pats on the back for admitting his wrongdoing.

The next guy stands up and says “My name is Mike and I’m in for armed robbery.” Again, there is a round of approving looks. This goes around the circle until it gets to the last guy. He stands up and says “My name is Luke, but I’m not telling you what I’m in for.” The group leader says “Now, come on Luke, you have to admit it to us to make any progress. Tell us what you did.”

“Alright then… I’m in for fucking dogs.” Everyone is disgusted! They shout “What!!?? How low can you get!” To which Luke replies, “Well… I did manage do to a Dachshund one time, but I had to lift her back legs up a little.”

Making Love One Liner Posted January 27th, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What is the definition of “making love”?

A. Something a woman does while a man is fucking her.

What A Dick Picture Posted January 22nd, 2010 in Funny Pictures

Pregnant Woman Joke Posted January 21st, 2010 in Dirty Jokes

A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician’s office. After the exam, she shyly said “My husband wants me to ask you…” The doctor interrupts “I know… I know…” placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, “I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy.” “No, that’s not it…” the woman confessed. “He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.”

Lord Of The Flies Picture Posted January 20th, 2010 in Funny Pictures

Lass From Tacoma Limerick Posted January 19th, 2010 in Rude Limericks

I once knew a lass from Tacoma,
whose twat had a wondrous aroma,
when the lads took a whiff,
about half would get stiff,
the rest would fall into a coma.

Wat A Converstation Picture Posted January 15th, 2010 in Funny Pictures

Which Enjoys Sex More Joke Posted January 15th, 2010 in Dirty Jokes

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument over which gender enjoyed sex more. The man said, “Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?” “That doesn’t prove anything!” the woman countered. “Think about this… when your ear itches and you put your finger in it to scratch, then pull it out, which feels better – your ear or your finger?”

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