Young Man From Savannah Limerick Posted April 7th, 2009 in Rude Limericks

There was a young man from Savannah,
who met his end in a curious manner,
he whittled a hole,
in a telephone pole,
and electrified his banana.

Greatest Athlete One Liner Posted April 6th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Who’s the world’s greatest athlete?

A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

Fat People Picture Posted April 3rd, 2009 in Funny Pictures

Close Shave Joke Posted April 2nd, 2009 in Dirty Jokes

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “I have just the thing.” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.”

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few more strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, “And what if I swallow it?”

“No problem!” says the barber “Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.”

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