As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex the husband puts his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night while fooling around and being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocks the piggy bank onto the floor where it smashes.

To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there are handfuls of five and ten dollar bills. He asks his wife “What’s up with all the notes?” to which his wife replies, “Well, not everyone is as cheap as you are.”

Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

A. A wet nose.