Diarrhoea Relief Picture Posted February 6th, 2009 in Funny Pictures

Blind Circumcisionist One Liner Posted February 6th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist?

A. He got the sack.

Lass I Brought Home Limerick Posted February 5th, 2009 in Rude Limericks

The lass I brought home was a prize,
with an alluring set of blue eyes,
her breasts, so well kept,
were what I’d expect,
but her penis was quite a surprise.

Hunting Accident Joke Posted February 4th, 2009 in Dirty Jokes

A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis. Obviously, he had to see a doctor. When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it. As he got ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card. “This is my brother’s card. I’ll make an appointment for you to see him.” The guy says “Is your brother a doctor?” To which the doctor replies, “No, he plays the flute. He’ll show you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your eye.”

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