Thinks of me as a fuck friend but I want more! Posted March 3rd, 2008 in Dr Thatslife Advice

 Cheri, 18 from East Troy writes…

“I have this close friend, and we have been sex friends for a while now. It was going on while he was dating his ex girlfriend, and when they broke up, I assumed I’d take her place. I was wrong, now he has another girlfriend, and it is still going on. I was really hoping to get with this guy, but he gives me the line that he thinks of me as his sister…that’s just sick and wrong, and I don’t see how that is possible, when a half an hour after he says that, he will take me to a secret spot and screw my brains out. I wonder if he is afraid to go out with me because he thinks our friends will figure it out, or if he is just using me. I know you are going to say to get rid of him, but he is one of my best friends, he tells me everything, and he is really good in bed, so I’m not gonna do that. Should I stop wishing and pursuing this, or should I confront him about it? I have no idea what is going through his head, and I don’t know what to do!!!”

 Dr Thatslife has this to say…

Hahaha, thinks of you as his sister… Yeah, that is sick. This is what you get from being a fuck friend Cheri, situations like this. No matter how much you try, there is almost always hope in your mind for more commitment or more SOMETHING attached to fuck friends. Because in the end, they are unfulfilling emotionally. AS LONG AS YOU’RE GETTING YOUR BRAINS FUCKED OUT BY HIM - YOU WILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM. This is life, this is how the mind works - you cant just detach yourself from someone you are sharing the most intimate experience with!!! It is that simple. If you like the sex, that’s fine, but just keep in mind, you will always have these uneasy feelings. Decide if you are able to deal with them. You ask what is going through his head? “Cheri is a fuck friend!” is what’s going through his head. I can’t make it any simpler then that, except to say that he HAS A GIRLFRIEND. You have officially been designated as the “girl on the side” in his mind.

“Thinks of you as his sister”, hahaha, have a good long look at that comment before doing anything too serious with this guy…

That’s Life!

My wanking problem is so bad I can’t have sex! Posted March 1st, 2008 in Dr Thatslife Advice

 Danny, 20 from Florida writes…

“I cant help I cant stop masturbating!! Every day sometimes two three times until my ball’s start to hurt and my dick gets numb and aches and some times when that happens I still try to jack off. This results in a horrible night’s sleep for a dribble of an orgasm. But I keep doing the same thing over and over. My girlfriend couldn’t stand it because when she wanted me to give it to her and at times I’d have trouble rising to the occasion. When I did give it to her she would be well past satisfied I guess that’s the reason she stayed with me but now she’s gone moved and all I do is masturbate when the chance for me to have sex comes along I can’t do it because I just finished jacking off I don’t know what to do it’s like I cant stop I see an attractive woman I go to the bathroom any object that look’s like a nipple… bathroom. Pornographic images constantly run through my mind please help me. One arm is bigger than the other and I’m ruining my life what can you do for me?.”

 Dr Thatslife has this to say…

You must be shitting me!? You’re giving up a real genuine fuck for a quick toss in the can by yourself? You are one truly disturbed person Dan. Surely your hand couldn’t be better then a real vagina? You even had a girlfriend wanting to fuck, and you’re sitting there with your limp cock hanging down exhausted from your piss ass efforts in solitude. No wonder she fucking moved you chump!

There’s heaps of guys out there just LONGING for a jolly fuck and you have a girlfriend willing and able… What do you do? Scuttle off to some corner with your daddy’s magazine out of the garage for a spank the monkey session!

What can I do for you? Shit man, just stop…Nobody is forcing you to have a tug of war with Cyclops. JUST STOP. Just imagine if you held out for a whole day and at the end of it you get busy with some chick. It would be the ultimate orgasm of your life. So do you want a bunch of bullshit cans of Spam or do you want one big steak.

As for your current situation with no girlfriend…can’t you understand why? As soon as they catch on about your habits, of course they’re gonna jet. Can you blame them? So get your life together and decide what your gonna do… Be Sgt. Knob Shiner all your life or a guy that gets the real thing.

That’s life!

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