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“For 5 months I was seeing the most beautiful girl that I have ever met, she was funny, and had a spirit like nothing else. I found out that for 4 out of the five months that I was with her she had another boyfriend in England, and another up country from where I was. Initially I was angry, but I was in love with her. A month later we have got back together, but I cant stop wondering if she will do it again. I love her and she tells me that she loves me, but can I trust her, has she learnt her lesson? During the time we were apart she was so unhappy, now she seams a lot happier in general. Am I doing the right thing being back with her?”
If you need to ask me a question like that, your love for her is blinding you! I want to ask YOU a question. If she was cheating on you with not one, but TWO other guys the first time around, what the FUCK would possibly make you think that has changed this time? Even if she has learned her “lesson” like you think… How long is that really going to last before she’s looking for a new cock or two on the side? Keep in mind that you FOUND OUT about her little side deals, imagine if you hadn’t? You would still be merrily chugging along with her while she gets her jollies with the guy in England. What if she does it to you again, but she’s a bit more smart in hiding it? Imagine the other stuff she probably hasn’t told you about! If she lies about who she is seeing, she probably lies about other things as well to you. Guess that’s the chance your taking… You know what? I bet she wasn’t unhappy. Why would she be? She’s got her other two cocks ..errr.. guys to keep her happy! I would say she isn’t worth it, unless she comes up with some pretty amazing reasons why you should trust her again Rick. That’s unfortunately life…
A man is at the dentist’s for a checkup. As the dentist leans over, he asks, “Well… So you had oral sex this morning?” “How did you know?” asks the man, embarrassed but also amazed at his dentist’s perception. “Was it the smell on my breath?” “No” says the dentist. “Well, did you see a pubic hair caught in my teeth?” asks the man. “No” says the dentist. “Well, what then? How did you know?” asks the man, losing patience. The dentist says “There’s a little bit of shit on the end of your nose.”
“I’ve been dating this guy for almost 9 months and everything’s great. The only problem is that my parents don’t know about it. My parents are very strict and want me to date boys that are Chinese. My boyfriend is Caucasian, three years older than me, and doesn’t go to college. My parents think he’s not good enough for me and too old for me. They think he’s only my friend and that I haven’t been talking to him since I came to college in the fall. I feel bad lying to them and angry when they say bad things about him, but I wish they would accept the fact that we are a serious couple. My older siblings have had this problem too, and my parents are always telling me to not turn out like them. I feel that they are forcing me to live my life by fixing the mistakes my siblings made. I want my parents to know about us, but I think they will disown me. I just wish my parents would be happy for me because I’m happy. What should I do?”
In the first part of your message you say that your parents “don’t know about it”, later on you say “you wish they would accept the fact that we are a serious couple.” Have you really given them a chance? I think you really need to break it to them pronto and stop beating around the bush. Nine months of sneaking around is a bullshit waste of time and effort. They will find out eventually, why not just let them know now so you can save yourself all the hassle and hard times worrying about what they think. Alrighty then, lets break it down. Does the fact that he is Caucasian mean ANYTHING? Hell no! Your parents definitely need to get with the times on that one. 3 years older then you? Shit - you want to know how many piles and piles of consultations I get with girls around 18 wanting to know how to break it to their parents their going out with a 32 year old!? 3 years is perfectly fine, they need to get real on that one too! No college? Me neither, so what? News flash - not everyone in America is going to college! You can be successful in this world without a god damn receipt …err… I mean diploma. The real question is, are you having fun with him? Yes!? Then he’s perfect for you. Its that simple Sue. Keeping in mind after all this - YOUR 18, you can make your own bloody decisions as to who you date and who you don’t date. They aren’t the ones spending all the time with this guy, YOU ARE. Your parents are just going to have to cop it. So basically, you sit them down, and in a calm manner, explain to them the situation, tell them that you really enjoy being with this guy, don’t hide the amount of time you have been going out with the guy… 9 months will only prove that he isn’t a passing trend and that you are actually taking things seriously. Tell them they need to give him a chance, and that it would mean a lot to you. Sue… I highly doubt they will disown you just because of the boyfriend you pick. So good luck, listen to what they have to say, don’t get ultra emotional. Give them facts and reasons behind why they should accept your boyfriend and hopefully everything will turn out for the better. That’s Life!
A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither would concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the husband replied. “In-laws.”
“It all started last Christmas when I was going down to my local pub a lot and spending a lot of time with the barmaid there. She is the manager there and she has two kids and at the time she was not involved with anyone. I was at college at the time and as you can imagine I was always penniless. This woman asked me to help her out with babysitting which I was more than happy to do as I needed the money and she was a good friend. After I babysat she would come back and we would have a chat about mine and her problems and we became very close as friends and at this point I had no feelings for her in anyway apart from being friends. After New Years eve I babysat again, but this time when she came back she broke down and started crying so I tried my best to comfort and we ended up messing about on the sofa for about 5 hours, but we didn’t have sex. My problem is that ever since then our relationship is not the same she doesn’t talk to me anymore and we just cannot communicate the way we used to. I mean even the next day we didn’t talk about what had happened. Don’t get me wrong I haven’t fallen head over heels for her I just wish that we could be back to how we where. Any ideas ???? She is 32 by the way.”
Hmmm obviously the ol’ romp session on the couch hampered the conversation factor big time. The combination of what happened with the screwing around on the couch and the embarrassment of her breaking down and crying in front of you have caused an awkwardness. YOU need to take initiative and break it. Ask her over to your place, take her out, whatever… talk to her about the situation. Tell her how you feel and be open with her. First say that since the night of what happened, conversation between you two just hasn’t been the same - and you want it back the way it was. She will most likely agree that she feels the same. Ask her how she feels about that night, about your friendship and about this lack of conversation. Be sensitive to how she feels, its not everyone’s ideal situation to break down in front of their friends, then start making out with them. You need to make it clear to her that you don’t want the friendship to be lost or compromised because of what happened, and that you want to put it behind the two of you and regain what you had. If your communication is as good as you told me it was before this happened, things should turn out for the better. That’s Life!
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer? A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.
Atlanta, USA (Jokes Palace Newsroom) – In a case possibly first of its kind, 67 year old Arthur Thompson is being sued by 32 year old Lynn Manaouski for stopping at a 4-way stop sign. In her statement she described how she came up to the intersection leading into her downtown condo, and rear ended the driver in front of her due to his ‘complete and full stop’. She continues to say that of the almost 2 years of living in that particular condominium complex, she had not once been behind someone who had made a full stop at the stop sign, and that his inability to be ‘consistent with typical driving patterns’ caused the accident. As a result, she is convinced that Mr. Thompson is directly responsible for the accident and should be held accountable for all incurred costs of repair to both vehicles. When reminded that it is the law to make a complete stop at a stop sign, her abrupt response was “I am quite capable of deciding when it is a good or bad time to stop my vehicle.”
A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, “I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich.” The Madam says, “For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls who would do every sexual favor imaginable.” The trucker says, “I ain’t horny, I’m homesick.”
Nina and Liz are having a conversation during there lunch break. Nina asks, “So, Liz, how’s your sex life these days?” Liz replies, “Oh, you know. It’s the usual, Social Security kind.” “Social Security?” Nina asked quizzically. “Yeah, you get a little each month, but it’s not enough to live on.”
“This girl I work with has become one of my best friends. We have a lot of fun when we work together, because no one really monitors us. We go out occasionally as friends and hang out at each others house. When we goof around like drawing on each other with markers or there is a lot of touching going on. I think I’m starting to like her and I’m not sure if I should ask her out or how I should ask help me, thank you.”
Guy, if she’s drawing with markers on you and playing the touching game, your in! Go for it man, in stead of asking “should I?” ask, “why wouldn’t I?”. Sounds like you two hit it off well, why not hit it off really well? Just break it to her when you two are out on one of your “occasional hanging out” sessions and just say something along the lines of “I really enjoy the time we spend together and I was hoping to take it to the next level”. Not in those words of course because they are just plain cheesy, but you get the picture. Also you need to make it very clear to her that no matter what her answer is or whatever happens, you still want to at least be friends and that her friendship is very valuable to you. If you’re worried that she is going to give you the big “access denied”, its just part of the risk you got to take to get something good - right? The only thing I can add, is a warning. Keep in mind your working with this chick. Say for example you two decide to start dating, she’s in your face all day, and then regularly at night. Is this something that you don’t mind, or is it going to be overdose before long? Also, if things for some reason fuck up in the relationship, guess what? She’s still working there too - holy awkward Batman! But hey, that’s life… |
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