Honeymoon Honesty Joke Posted July 24th, 2007 in Dirty Jokes

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”

The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”

He replied, “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”

Rotten Kids Joke Posted July 16th, 2007 in Dirty Jokes

One day a single mother was in the grocery store with her 4 kids. They were acting up. Bad little kids. They were running around grabbing items off the shelves crying and screaming all over the place. The mother grabbed all and said “I should of swallowed all of you!”

Jokes Palace Is Alive! Posted July 15th, 2007 in Jokes Palace Updates

I’m totally ecstatic to announce the formal launch of Jokes Palace. I’ve been lolly gagging on this whole project for what seems like an eternity, putting little bits of shit together here and there, and now it’s finally live.

Jokes Palace will be many things… Dirty jokes so filthy they signal the moral decline of humanity. Relationship and work advice from our very own in-house Dr Thatslife (in case your life isn’t fucked up enough already, you can get questionable advice from some guy on an Internet joke site). Opinion and commentary on everything around us from a guy that shouldn’t even be allowed to use the Internet. Ridiculous news pieces that truly speak volumes about today’s society. And a mish mash of other crap we’ve written, found elsewhere or basically think has some sort of merit on a humor site.

Whatever it is you find on Jokes Palace, we’re sure you’ll be impressed with our total lack of censorship or concern about modern day political correctness, since you’re probably just as sick and tired with it all as we are. Lastly, but most importantly, be part of the masterpiece. Add your comments, submit crap that you’ve written, we’ll give you nothing more than a slap in the face for it, but you can feel good to have contributed to a worthwhile cause.

I will wrap this up by leaving you with a famous saying that pretty much sums it all up… “Yippy-ki-yay motherfuckers”.