Now you can piss hours of your life away talking to a bunch of equally deprived and sick pricks like yourself. So hop into our chat room and start typing until your fingers are bloody stumps.

In all seriousness, with it being Thanksgiving and all, thanks everyone for hopefully enjoying what we really enjoy making for you (a fresh hot rope of cum in your eye).

• Funny Text Messages - Think the text messages you get from your buddies are stupid? Wait till you see the seemingly random moronic shit we get on our cell phone!
• Twisted Humor – We’ve just managed to drop yet another rung in society with our breathtakingly crude new twisted humor section. Wow is it ever indecent.
• More Ads – To everyone that’s going to get pissy about one extra fucking banner, relax damn it. We’re making less than Happy Meal money with this site so you’re going to have to suck it up.

So hopefully this is enough proof we haven’t been sitting around wanking off for the past year, let us know what you think of the new stuff.

• Funny Pictures - Now you can be disgusted by our all-new ever growing (like my cock) collection of stupidly funny pictures. This isn’t the same old tired bunch of pictures, like that 90 year old granny on the boardwalk doing leg stretches on a lamp post, ours are as funny as watching you take a piss.
• Rude Limericks - We’re busting out all the worst limericks you’ve ever heard, these are dirty limericks like your Irish buddy at the pub sings, except with these you’ll get kicked out of the pub and told never to come back.
• Site Feedback - We want to know how we’re doing, good or bad. Send your thoughts to our feedback email address so we know whether we’ve dropped the ball or not.
• Social Networking - Help get us onto some damn social networking sites so we don’t feel like such a bunch of losers. On the separate post pages there’s an ADD THIS button. If you like the shit you’re reading, bop that little button and help us out!

So keep coming back fuckers… there’s lots more coming!

Jokes Palace will be many things… Dirty jokes so filthy they signal the moral decline of humanity. Relationship and work advice from our very own in-house Dr Thatslife (in case your life isn’t fucked up enough already, you can get questionable advice from some guy on an Internet joke site). Opinion and commentary on everything around us from a guy that shouldn’t even be allowed to use the Internet. Ridiculous news pieces that truly speak volumes about today’s society. And a mish mash of other crap we’ve written, found elsewhere or basically think has some sort of merit on a humor site.

Whatever it is you find on Jokes Palace, we’re sure you’ll be impressed with our total lack of censorship or concern about modern day political correctness, since you’re probably just as sick and tired with it all as we are. Lastly, but most importantly, be part of the masterpiece. Add your comments, submit crap that you’ve written, we’ll give you nothing more than a slap in the face for it, but you can feel good to have contributed to a worthwhile cause.

I will wrap this up by leaving you with a famous saying that pretty much sums it all up… “Yippy-ki-yay motherfuckers”.