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All of these annoying habits are enough to make you spit with rage, but there’s always that one habit that leaves you grimacing with painful unrestrained anger more than any other. Let’s see if there is a consensus as to which habit is the most universally hated.
Farts often lead to frowns for all but the actual fart instigator. From that innocent, barely audible puttering fart done in church, to that death cloud apocalypse fart that has whole floors of office towers evacuated; do you dig your own flavor?
We all do it, but some do it more than others. There is nothing more satisfying than when you’re digging for gold and you score a king sized nugget ripe for the picking. So be honest, how much do you give the ol’ air holes a good stoking?
You’ve been giddy with excitement about an upcoming blind date your oh-so-willing “friend” set you up with. Little do you know, the sub-human barn animal heifer you’re about to meet will have you blowing boulder sized chunks. You meet her, and the real question is, which thing strikes you the hardest?
Timothy (Sep 28):
Two flushes, coat hangers and a plunger equals one big poo.
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