One Liner Jokes

Q. What is the difference between “Ooooh!” and “Aaaah!”?

A. About three inches.

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?

A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you’re feeding a horse.

Q. What’s the definition of trust?

A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Q. What’s the difference between pink and purple?

A. The grip!

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.

Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A. After five years your job will still suck.

Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?

A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out.

Q. What doesn’t belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob.

Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?

A. They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.

Q. What’s a necrophiliac’s biggest complaint about sex?

A. They just kinda lay there.