One Liner Jokes

Q. What did one tit say to the other?

A. I hope we get support soon or people will think we’re nuts.

Q. How do you know when your honeymoon is over?

A. When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast.

Q. What’s the difference between parsley and pussy?

A. Nobody eats parsley.

Q. What is the difference between “Ooooh!” and “Aaaah!”?

A. About three inches.

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?

A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you’re feeding a horse.

Q. What’s the definition of trust?

A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Q. What’s the difference between pink and purple?

A. The grip!

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.

Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A. After five years your job will still suck.

Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?

A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out.