One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the definition of a woman’s perfect lover?

A. A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?

A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Q. Did you hear about the new “divorced” Barbie doll in stores now?

A. It comes with all of Ken’s stuff.

Q. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q. What’s gray, sits by the bed and takes the piss?

A. A kidney dialysis machine.

Q. What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites?

A. Male fraud.

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?

A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

Q. Why doesn’t Smokey the Bear have any kids?

A. Everytime his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

Q. What is the definition of “making love”?

A. Something a woman does while a man is fucking her.

Q. What does a bull do to stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A. He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm “Jersey”.