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One Liner Jokes

There is nothing with more shock and awe than our hideous collection of one liner jokes that will leave even the sickest fucks gagging in the alleyways. Just don’t expect your boss or church minister to be laughing as hard when you tell them our funny one liners.


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Pink and Purple One Liner

Posted September 23rd, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between pink and purple?

A. The grip!



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Bungee and Hookers One Liner

Posted September 14th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.



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Wife and Job One Liner

Posted September 2nd, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A. After five years your job will still suck.



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Women and Fridges One Liner

Posted August 26th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?

A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out.



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What Doesn’t Belong One Liner

Posted August 18th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What doesn’t belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob.



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Fat Girls One Liner

Posted August 10th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?

A. They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.



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Necrophiliac One Liner

Posted August 5th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s a necrophiliac’s biggest complaint about sex?

A. They just kinda lay there.



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Lesbian Bar One Liner

Posted July 24th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. How can you tell you’re in a tough lesbian bar?

A. Even the pool table has no balls.



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Flowers One Liner

Posted July 13th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s better than a rose on your piano?

A. Tulips on your organ.



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Test Tube One Liner

Posted July 7th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the bad news about being a test tube baby?

A. You know for sure that your dad is a wanker.



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