One Liner Jokes
There is nothing with more shock and awe than our hideous collection of one liner jokes that will leave even the most sickest fucks gagging in the alleyways. Just don’t expect your boss or church minister to be laughing as hard when you tell them our funny one liners.
Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.
Q. What do old women have between their breasts that young women don’t?
A. A navel.
Q. What’s the hardest thing about a sex change operation?
A. Inserting the anchovies.
Q. What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy?
A. Crust
Q. What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can’t?
A. Cum in five different flavours.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It’s not hard.
Q. What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
A. It works by changing your blood type!
Q. What’s the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.
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