One Liner Jokes

Flowers One Liner Posted July 13th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s better than a rose on your piano?

A. Tulips on your organ.

Test Tube One Liner Posted July 7th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the bad news about being a test tube baby?

A. You know for sure that your dad is a wanker.

Cocks and Paychecks One Liner Posted June 18th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between your paycheck and your cock?

A. You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Whorehouse One Liner Posted June 8th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

A. Brothel sprouts.

Blowjob One Liner Posted May 25th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from your grandmother have in common?

A. You don’t look down.

Public Farts One Liner Posted May 19th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A. A private tutor.

Blow Job One Liner Posted April 20th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Why is being in the military like a blow job?

A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Greatest Athlete One Liner Posted April 6th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Who’s the world’s greatest athlete?

A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

Skeleton One Liner Posted March 31st, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar?

A. A beer and a mop.

Fox Into Elephant One Liner Posted March 26th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant

A. Marry it.

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