One Liner Jokes

Cinderella One Liner Posted February 12th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

A. Gagged

Blind Circumcisionist One Liner Posted February 6th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist?

A. He got the sack.

Bird Shit One Liner Posted January 28th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your car?

A. Don’t ask her out again.

Penis Hole One Liner Posted January 22nd, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

A. So men can be open minded.

Water Bed One Liner Posted January 13th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A. A cherry float.

Smoking Girlfriend One Liner Posted January 7th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

A. Slow down and use some lubricant.

Government Bonds One Liner Posted December 23rd, 2008 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between men and government bonds?

A. Bonds mature.

Menopause One Liner Posted December 17th, 2008 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering menopause?

A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins.

Foreplay One Liner Posted December 11th, 2008 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?

A. They don’t have time.

Lung Transplant One Liner Posted November 28th, 2008 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

A. The first couple of times you cough, it’s not your phlegm.

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