One Liner Jokes

Girlfriend Wants You One Liner Posted October 7th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?

A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you’re feeding a horse.

Trust Definition One Liner Posted September 30th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the definition of trust?

A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Pink and Purple One Liner Posted September 23rd, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between pink and purple?

A. The grip!

Bungee and Hookers One Liner Posted September 14th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.

Wife and Job One Liner Posted September 2nd, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A. After five years your job will still suck.

Women and Fridges One Liner Posted August 26th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?

A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out.

What Doesn’t Belong One Liner Posted August 18th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What doesn’t belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob.

Fat Girls One Liner Posted August 10th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?

A. They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.

Necrophiliac One Liner Posted August 5th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s a necrophiliac’s biggest complaint about sex?

A. They just kinda lay there.

Lesbian Bar One Liner Posted July 24th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. How can you tell you’re in a tough lesbian bar?

A. Even the pool table has no balls.

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