One Liner Jokes

Smokey The Bear One Liner Posted February 8th, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Why doesn’t Smokey the Bear have any kids?

A. Everytime his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

Making Love One Liner Posted January 27th, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What is the definition of “making love”?

A. Something a woman does while a man is fucking her.

Staying Warm One Liner Posted January 6th, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What does a bull do to stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A. He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm “Jersey”.

Tit Support One Liner Posted December 29th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What did one tit say to the other?

A. I hope we get support soon or people will think we’re nuts.

Honeymoon Is Over One Liner Posted December 7th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. How do you know when your honeymoon is over?

A. When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast.

More Money One Liner Posted November 30th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A. The prostitute – she can wash and resell her crack.

Parsley and Pussy One Liner Posted November 17th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between parsley and pussy?

A. Nobody eats parsley.

The Difference One Liner Posted October 16th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What is the difference between “Ooooh!” and “Aaaah!”?

A. About three inches.

Girlfriend Wants You One Liner Posted October 7th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you?

A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you’re feeding a horse.

Trust Definition One Liner Posted September 30th, 2009 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the definition of trust?

A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

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