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One Liner JokesThere is nothing with more shock and awe than our hideous collection of one liner jokes that will leave even the most sickest fucks gagging in the alleyways. Just don’t expect your boss or church minister to be laughing as hard when you tell them our funny one liners.
Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping? A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.
Q. Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar? A. They went outside to exchange blows.
Q. What’s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker? A. Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!
Q. What’s soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up? A. Vomit
Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A. A salad shooter
Q. How are women and tornadoes alike? A. They both moan when they come, and take the house when they leave.
Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? A. No ball room
Q. I married Miss Right. A. I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.
Q. What do old women have between their breasts that young women don’t? A. A navel.
Q. What’s the hardest thing about a sex change operation? A. Inserting the anchovies. |
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