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One Liner Jokes

There is nothing with more shock and awe than our hideous collection of one liner jokes that will leave even the most sickest fucks gagging in the alleyways. Just don’t expect your boss or church minister to be laughing as hard when you tell them our funny one liners.


One Liner Jokes

Bungee Jumping One Liner

Posted July 18th, 2008 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?

A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.


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Gay Argument One Liner

Posted June 27th, 2008 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?

A. They went outside to exchange blows.


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Lesbian One Liner

Posted June 12th, 2008 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

A. Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!


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Wake Up One Liner

Posted May 3rd, 2008 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up?

A. Vomit


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Vegetarian One Liner

Posted April 7th, 2008 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A. A salad shooter


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Tornado One Liner

Posted March 28th, 2008 in One Liner Jokes

Q. How are women and tornadoes alike?

A. They both moan when they come, and take the house when they leave.


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Tight Pants One Liner

Posted March 13th, 2008 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

A. No ball room


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Miss Right One Liner

Posted March 7th, 2008 in One Liner Jokes

Q. I married Miss Right.

A. I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.


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Old Women One Liner

Posted February 23rd, 2008 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What do old women have between their breasts that young women don’t?

A. A navel.


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Sex Change One Liner

Posted February 8th, 2008 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the hardest thing about a sex change operation?

A. Inserting the anchovies.


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