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One Liner Jokes

There is nothing with more shock and awe than our hideous collection of one liner jokes that will leave even the sickest fucks gagging in the alleyways. Just don’t expect your boss or church minister to be laughing as hard when you tell them our funny one liners.


One Liner Jokes

Odd Item One Liner

Posted February 21st, 2011 at 9:00 pm in One Liner Jokes

Q. Which is the odd one out: a woman, a microwave or a fridge?

A. The microwave, the other two leak when they’re fucked.



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White and Fury One Liner

Posted February 9th, 2011 at 9:18 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. What is white, fury and sees stars?

A. A baby seal being clubbed.



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Pussy and Grapefruit One Liner

Posted January 20th, 2011 at 9:59 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?

A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.



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Sin and Shame One Liner

Posted January 3rd, 2011 at 9:57 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between sin and shame?

A. It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.



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Women’s Arms One Liner

Posted December 14th, 2010 at 11:06 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. Why do women have arms?

A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?



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Clever Midget One Liner

Posted December 6th, 2010 at 11:14 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt.



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Diaphragm One Liner

Posted November 3rd, 2010 at 9:27 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. What is a diaphragm?

A. A trampoline for dickheads.



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Boss and Slinky One Liner

Posted September 22nd, 2010 at 7:38 pm in One Liner Jokes

Q. What do your boss and a Slinky have in common?

A. They’re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.



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Vagina Definition One Liner

Posted August 24th, 2010 at 3:35 pm in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the the definition of a vagina?

A. The box a penis comes in.



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Witches And Broomsticks One Liner

Posted August 10th, 2010 at 9:54 pm in One Liner Jokes

Q. Why don’t witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks?

A. Better traction.





 


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