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Dishwasher One Liner

Jerkoff — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:12:15 +0000

Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

A. Yell at her.

Jerkoff — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:01:25 +0000

Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?

A. Good morning girls.

Jerkoff — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:54:55 +0000

Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

A. Homeless.

Jerkoff — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:33:35 +0000

Q. Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer’s patients?

A. They hid their own eggs!

Jerkoff — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 13:50:00 +0000

Q. How can you tell a head nurse?

A. She’s the one with the dirty knees.

Jerkoff — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:45:06 +0000

Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?

A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.

Jerkoff — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:54:46 +0000

Q. Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?

A. They went outside to exchange blows.

Jerkoff — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:28:58 +0000

Q. What’s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

A. Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!

Jerkoff — Sat, 03 May 2008 14:22:06 +0000

Q. What’s soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up?

A. Vomit

Jerkoff — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:07:57 +0000

Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A. A salad shooter