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Scientology and Proctology One Liner

Jerkoff — Tue, 01 May 2012 06:12:09 +0000

Q. Why are Scientology and Proctology alike?

A. It’s all a load of shit.

Jerkoff — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 11:19:24 +0000

Q. What’s the difference between sand and menstrual blood?

A. You can’t gargle sand

Jerkoff — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:54:31 +0000

Q. What do you call an epileptic in the forrest?

A. Russel

Jerkoff — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:31:11 +0000

Q. Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

A. Well, you got to hand it to her.

Jerkoff — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 06:22:56 +0000

Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully?

A. Miracle whip.

Jerkoff — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 20:30:47 +0000

Q. What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who gives good head?

A. Partially disabled.

Jerkoff — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 02:35:41 +0000

Q. What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?

A. Whores fuck everyone at the party, bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.

Jerkoff — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 22:58:35 +0000

Q. Why did God create the orgasm?

A. So women can moan even when they’re happy.

Jerkoff — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:18:08 +0000

Q. Why didn’t the man report his stolen credit card?

A. The thief was spending less then his wife.

Jerkoff — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 17:31:37 +0000

Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A. A tran-sister.