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The Orgasm One Liner

Jerkoff — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 22:58:35 +0000

Q. Why did God create the orgasm?

A. So women can moan even when they’re happy.

Jerkoff — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:18:08 +0000

Q. Why didn’t the man report his stolen credit card?

A. The thief was spending less then his wife.

Jerkoff — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 17:31:37 +0000

Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A. A tran-sister.

Jerkoff — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 14:22:01 +0000

Q. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning himself?

A. He’s smoking a cigarette.

Jerkoff — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 20:47:52 +0000

Q. What did one sagging tit say the other?

A. If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts!

Jerkoff — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 20:38:07 +0000

Q. Why can’t women read maps?

A. Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile.

Jerkoff — Tue, 24 May 2011 01:05:08 +0000

Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

A. Beef strokin’ off.

Jerkoff — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 10:22:58 +0000

Q. Why are women like condoms?

A. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dick.

Jerkoff — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 10:51:52 +0000

Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

A. Well hung.

Jerkoff — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 21:30:54 +0000

Q. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.