One Liner Jokes

Vagina Definition One Liner Posted August 24th, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the the definition of a vagina?

A. The box a penis comes in.

Witches And Broomsticks One Liner Posted August 10th, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Why don’t witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks?

A. Better traction.

Perfect Lover One Liner Posted July 27th, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the definition of a woman’s perfect lover?

A. A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.

Wonder Bra One Liner Posted June 29th, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?

A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Divorced Barbie One Liner Posted June 16th, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Did you hear about the new “divorced” Barbie doll in stores now?

A. It comes with all of Ken’s stuff.

New Husband One Liner Posted June 1st, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Sperm Clinic One Liner Posted May 18th, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What does the receptionist at a sperm clinic say to clients as they’re leaving?

A. Thanks for coming!

Takes The Piss One Liner Posted April 29th, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s gray, sits by the bed and takes the piss?

A. A kidney dialysis machine.

Biggest Crime One Liner Posted March 2nd, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites?

A. Male fraud.

Super Sensitive One Liner Posted February 22nd, 2010 in One Liner Jokes

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?

A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

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