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One Liner Jokes

There is nothing with more shock and awe than our hideous collection of one liner jokes that will leave even the sickest fucks gagging in the alleyways. Just don’t expect your boss or church minister to be laughing as hard when you tell them our funny one liners.


One Liner Jokes

Old Pussy One Liner

Posted May 21st, 2013 at 11:56 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like?

A. Depends!



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Gynecologist Scare Joke

Posted October 22nd, 2012 at 3:50 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

A. By becoming a ventriloquist!



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Gay Truckers One Liner

Posted September 18th, 2012 at 4:54 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. Did you hear about the gay truckers?

A. They exchanged loads.



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Dog Versus Wife One Liner

Posted July 22nd, 2012 at 8:49 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife’s yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?

A. The dog, once he’s in, he shuts up!



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Baby Blender Joke

Posted July 3rd, 2012 at 6:33 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?

A. So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!



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Christmas Present One Liner

Posted June 4th, 2012 at 1:12 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. What did the deaf, dumb, blind, downs syndrome, quadriplegic baby get for christmas?

A. Cancer



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Scientology and Proctology One Liner

Posted May 1st, 2012 at 1:12 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. Why are Scientology and Proctology alike?

A. It’s all a load of shit.



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Menstrual Blood One Liner

Posted April 15th, 2012 at 6:19 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between sand and menstrual blood?

A. You can’t gargle sand



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Epileptic In The Forest One Liner

Posted April 10th, 2012 at 1:54 pm in One Liner Jokes

Q. What do you call an epileptic in the forrest?

A. Russel



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Blind Prostitute One Liner

Posted March 8th, 2012 at 3:31 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. Did you hear about the blind prostitute?

A. Well, you got to hand it to her.





 


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