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One Liner Jokes

There is nothing with more shock and awe than our hideous collection of one liner jokes that will leave even the sickest fucks gagging in the alleyways. Just don’t expect your boss or church minister to be laughing as hard when you tell them our funny one liners.

The Orgasm One Liner

Posted November 28th, 2011 at 5:58 pm in One Liner Jokes

Q. Why did God create the orgasm?

A. So women can moan even when they’re happy.

Stolen Credit Card One Liner

Posted November 19th, 2011 at 10:18 pm in One Liner Jokes

Q. Why didn’t the man report his stolen credit card?

A. The thief was spending less then his wife.

Nun Operation One Liner

Posted October 21st, 2011 at 12:31 pm in One Liner Jokes

Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A. A tran-sister.

Clean Cat One Liner

Posted September 27th, 2011 at 9:22 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning himself?

A. He’s smoking a cigarette.

Sagging Tits Joke

Posted September 12th, 2011 at 3:47 pm in One Liner Jokes

Q. What did one sagging tit say the other?

A. If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts!

Women and Maps One Liner

Posted August 5th, 2011 at 3:38 pm in One Liner Jokes

Q. Why can’t women read maps?

A. Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile.

Herd of Cows One Liner

Posted May 23rd, 2011 at 8:05 pm in One Liner Jokes

Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

A. Beef strokin’ off.

Women and Condoms One Liner

Posted April 28th, 2011 at 5:22 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. Why are women like condoms?

A. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dick.

Fat Fingers One Liner

Posted April 8th, 2011 at 5:51 am in One Liner Jokes

Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

A. Well hung.

Oral and Anal Sex One Liner

Posted March 20th, 2011 at 4:30 pm in One Liner Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Jerrod (Dec 20):

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