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One Liner JokesThere is nothing with more shock and awe than our hideous collection of one liner jokes that will leave even the sickest fucks gagging in the alleyways. Just don’t expect your boss or church minister to be laughing as hard when you tell them our funny one liners.
Q. What’s the difference between your paycheck and your cock? A. You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses? A. Brothel sprouts.
Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from your grandmother have in common? A. You don’t look down.
Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A. A private tutor.
Q. Why is being in the military like a blow job? A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q. Who’s the world’s greatest athlete? A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
Q. What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar? A. A beer and a mop.
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant A. Marry it.
Q. What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates? A. A tearjerker.
Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A. A wet nose. |
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