Rude Limericks

Man From Brighton Limerick Posted April 21st, 2009 in Rude Limericks

There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, “You’re a tight one.”
She said, “Pardon my soul,
but you’re in the wrong hole.
There’s plenty of room in the right one.”

Young Man From Savannah Limerick Posted April 7th, 2009 in Rude Limericks

There was a young man from Savannah,
who met his end in a curious manner,
he whittled a hole,
in a telephone pole,
and electrified his banana.

Man Named Mort Limerick Posted March 11th, 2009 in Rude Limericks

There once was a man named Mort,
whose dick was incredibly short,
when he climbed into bed,
his lady friend said,
“That’s not a dick it’s a wart!”

Young Lady From China Limerick Posted February 18th, 2009 in Rude Limericks

There was a young lady from China,
who had an enormous vagina,
and when she was dead,
they painted it red,
and used it for docking a liner.

Witch From Azores Limerick Posted February 13th, 2009 in Rude Limericks

There once was a witch from Azores,
whose ass was all covered with sores,
as she walked down the street,
the dogs leapt at the meat,
that hung in great gobs from her drawers.

Lass I Brought Home Limerick Posted February 5th, 2009 in Rude Limericks

The lass I brought home was a prize,
with an alluring set of blue eyes,
her breasts, so well kept,
were what I’d expect,
but her penis was quite a surprise.

Old Man From China Limerick Posted December 30th, 2008 in Rude Limericks

There was an old man from China,
Who wasn’t a very good climber,
He fell on a rock,
Split his cock,
And now he’s got a vagina.

Lady Named Mandel Limerick Posted December 3rd, 2008 in Rude Limericks

There was a young lady named Mandel,
who caused quite a neighborhood scandal,
by coming out bare,
in the main village square,
and penetrating herself with a lit candle.

Lady From Leith Limerick Posted October 29th, 2008 in Rude Limericks

There was a young lady from Leith,
who would circumcise men with her teeth,
it wasn’t for fame,
or love of the game,
but to get at the cheese underneath.

Vampire Called Mable Limerick Posted October 22nd, 2008 in Rude Limericks

There was a young vampire called mable,
whose periods were always quite stable,
at every full moon,
she took out a spoon,
and drank herself under the table.

« Previous Jokes   |   Next Jokes »