Rude Limericks

There was a young man from Cape Horn,
who wished he had never been born,
he wouldn’t have been,
if his father had seen,
that the end of his condom was torn!

There was a young lady from Nizes,
who had tits of two different sizes,
one was so small,
it was nothing at all,
but the other was quite large, and won prizes!

There was a young lady of Clewer,
who was riding a bike and it threw her,
a man saw her there,
with her legs in the air,
and seized the occasion to screw her.

A pretty young maiden from France,
decided she’d “just take a chance”,
she let herself go,
for an hour or so,
and now all her sisters are aunts.

There once was a queer from Khartoum,
who took a lesbian up to his room,
they spent the whole night,
in a hell of a fight,
over who should do what, and to whom!

There was an old fellow named Paul,
whose prick was exceedingly small,
when in bed with a lay,
he could screw her all day,
without touching her vaginal wall.

There once was a man from Winsocket,
who rode down the street on a rocket,
the force of the blast,
blew his balls up his ass,
and his pecker was found in his pocket.

A horny young sailor named Clark,
who picked up a slut in a park,
she was ugly and crude,
and a horror when nude,
but she was good for a fuck in the dark.

There once was a man from Fort Myers,
who wrapped his balls up in wire,
he flicked on the switch,
and oh what a bitch,
his balls began to catch fire.

There once was a mathematician named Hall,
who had a hexagon ball,
the cube of its weight,
times his pecker size plus eight,
is his number, give him a call.