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Rude Limericks
Get kicked out of more pubs than usual while reciting our stunningly rude limericks to your buddies. Read line after line of hideously crass limerick lyrics that will leave everyone giggling like a bunch of school girls frolicking on the beach.
There once was an artist named Saint,
who swallowed some samples of paint,
all shades of the spectrum,
flowed out of his rectum,
with a colourful lack of restraint.
There once was a woman named Vic,
who pleasured herself with a stick,
she once got it stuck,
and said ‘what the fuck?’,
and now there’s no room for a prick.
There was a young mister from Blister,
who knocked up his gal as he kissed her,
but he couldn’t afford,
a new baby on board,
so from then on he just had to fist her.
There once was a nun from Siberia,
who was born with a virgin interior,
until a young monk,
jumped into her bunk,
and now she’s a mother superior.
There once was a man named Dave,
who kept a dead whore in a cave,
she had only one tit,
and smelled worse than shit,
but think of the money Dave saved.
There once was a man from Kubot
who lived off of toe jam and snot,
when he had none of these,
he lived off the cheese,
from the tip of his grungy old cock.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose cock was so long he could suck it,
while licking his chin,
he said with a grin,
if my ear was a pussy I’d fuck it.
Little Willie Winkle,
with a thirst for gore,
stapled his sister to the door,
“Now Willie”, his mother said with humor quaint,
“Don’t do that, you’ll scratch the paint”.
There once was a man named Ken,
who banged a girl in his den,
he knew something’s wrong,
when a wart grew on his shlong,
and now he’s in his den with Ben.
There once was a woman from Timbuktu,
who was still a virgin at twenty two,
till her boyfriend came along,
and pumped her all night long,
now she’s at home with a baby named lulu.
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