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Rude Limericks

Get kicked out of more pubs than usual while reciting our stunningly rude limericks to your buddies. Read line after line of hideously crass limerick lyrics that will leave everyone giggling like a bunch of school girls frolicking on the beach.


Rude Limericks

Young Man From Cape Horn Limerick

Posted December 21st, 2010 at 6:28 pm in Rude Limericks

There was a young man from Cape Horn,
who wished he had never been born,
he wouldn’t have been,
if his father had seen,
that the end of his condom was torn!



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Lady From Nizes Limerick

Posted October 22nd, 2010 at 9:17 am in Rude Limericks

There was a young lady from Nizes,
who had tits of two different sizes,
one was so small,
it was nothing at all,
but the other was quite large, and won prizes!



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Young Lady of Clewer Limerick

Posted October 6th, 2010 at 9:14 am in Rude Limericks

There was a young lady of Clewer,
who was riding a bike and it threw her,
a man saw her there,
with her legs in the air,
and seized the occasion to screw her.



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Young Maiden From France Limerick

Posted September 9th, 2010 at 10:58 am in Rude Limericks

A pretty young maiden from France,
decided she’d “just take a chance”,
she let herself go,
for an hour or so,
and now all her sisters are aunts.



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Queer From Khartoum Limerick

Posted August 18th, 2010 at 9:54 am in Rude Limericks

There once was a queer from Khartoum,
who took a lesbian up to his room,
they spent the whole night,
in a hell of a fight,
over who should do what, and to whom!



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Old Fellow Named Paul Limerick

Posted July 8th, 2010 at 9:43 am in Rude Limericks

There was an old fellow named Paul,
whose prick was exceedingly small,
when in bed with a lay,
he could screw her all day,
without touching her vaginal wall.



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Man From Winsocket Limerick

Posted April 28th, 2010 at 1:38 am in Rude Limericks

There once was a man from Winsocket,
who rode down the street on a rocket,
the force of the blast,
blew his balls up his ass,
and his pecker was found in his pocket.



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Sailor Named Clark Limerick

Posted April 21st, 2010 at 4:37 am in Rude Limericks

A horny young sailor named Clark,
who picked up a slut in a park,
she was ugly and crude,
and a horror when nude,
but she was good for a fuck in the dark.



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Man From Fort Myers Limerick

Posted April 14th, 2010 at 10:42 pm in Rude Limericks

There once was a man from Fort Myers,
who wrapped his balls up in wire,
he flicked on the switch,
and oh what a bitch,
his balls began to catch fire.



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Mathematician Named Hall Limerick

Posted March 29th, 2010 at 10:12 am in Rude Limericks

There once was a mathematician named Hall,
who had a hexagon ball,
the cube of its weight,
times his pecker size plus eight,
is his number, give him a call.





 


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Darin (Aug 06):

You’re about as attractive as a rectal prolapse.



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