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Man From Bonaire Limerick

Jerkoff — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:35:46 +0000

There once was a man from Bonaire,
who was doing his wife on the stair,
when the banister broke,
he doubled his stroke,
and finished her off in midair.

Man From Bel Air Limerick

Jerkoff — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:35:35 +0000

There once was a man from Bel Air,
who was doing his girl on the stair,
when the banister broke,
he doubled his stroke,
and finished her off in mid-air.

Man From Bombay Limerick

Jerkoff — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:35:25 +0000

There once was a man from bombay,
who fashioned a cunt outta clay,
the heat from his prick,
turned it to brick,
and scowered his foreskin away.

Girl Named Tristan

Jerkoff — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:35:12 +0000

There once was a girl named Tristan,
whose beer that she ordered was was pissed in,
she said “I don’t think”,
as she spit out her drink,
“On the menu that this one was listed.”

Sight Was Myopic Limerick

Jerkoff — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:34:57 +0000

A young man whose sight was myopic,
thought sex an incredible topic,
so poor were his eyes,
that despite its great size,
his penis appeared microscopic.

Tart From Southend Limerick

Jerkoff — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:34:44 +0000

There was a young tart from Southend,
who tried lesbian sex with her friend,
with a moan and a grunt,
she licked her mates cunt,
and loved the experience to the end.

Lady Called Tart Limerick

Jerkoff — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:34:33 +0000

There was a young Lady called tart,
who felt she needed to fart,
she stepped outside,
and to her surprise,
blew over a horse and cart.

Artist Named Saint Limerick

Jerkoff — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:34:22 +0000

There once was an artist named Saint,
who swallowed some samples of paint,
all shades of the spectrum,
flowed out of his rectum,
with a colourful lack of restraint.

Woman Named Vic Limerick

Jerkoff — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:34:10 +0000

There once was a woman named Vic,
who pleasured herself with a stick,
she once got it stuck,
and said ‘what the fuck?’,
and now there’s no room for a prick.

Mister From Blister Limerick

Jerkoff — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:33:57 +0000

There was a young mister from Blister,
who knocked up his gal as he kissed her,
but he couldn’t afford,
a new baby on board,
so from then on he just had to fist her.