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Girl Named Sapphire Limerick

Jerkoff — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 10:22:00 +0000

There was a young girl named Sapphire,
who succumbed to her lover’s desire,
she said “It’s a sin,
but now that it’s in,
could you shove it a few inches higher?”

Girl From Hong Kong Limerick

Jerkoff — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 08:17:58 +0000

There was a young girl from Hong Kong,
whose cervical cap was a gong,
she said with a yell,
as a shot rang her bell,
“I’ll give you a ding for a dong!”

Lady From Reno Limerick

Jerkoff — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 17:52:03 +0000

There once was a lady from Reno,
who lost all her cash playing keno,
so she laid on her back,
opened her crack,
and now she owns the casino.

Girl Named Denise Limerick

Jerkoff — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 11:45:24 +0000

There was a young girl named Denise
Who’s pubes hung down to her knees
The crabs got together
To knit her a sweater
So in winter her twat wouldn’t freeze.

Old Man From Harrow

Jerkoff — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 20:26:29 +0000

There was an old man from Harrow,
who tried to have sex with a sparrow,
the sparrow said “No,
you can’t have a go,
as the hole in my arse is too narrow.”

Monk From Dundee Limerick

Jerkoff — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 19:36:58 +0000

A lascivious monk from Dundee,
buggered a nun under a tree,
while deep in her ass,
he chanted High Mass,
and even the Pope came to see.

Pansy From Khartoum Limerick

Jerkoff — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:45:18 +0000

There once was a pansy from Khartoum,
who brought a lesbian up to his room,
they argued all night,
over who had the right,
to do what, with which, and to whom.

Lass From Kilkenny Limerick

Jerkoff — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 01:46:23 +0000

There once was a lass from Kilkenny,
whose usual price was a penny,
for half of that sum,
you could finger her bum,
and have money left over for Denny’s.

Gigolo Named Bruno Limerick

Jerkoff — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 02:21:47 +0000

There was a young gigolo named Bruno,
who said, “Screwing is one thing I do know.
While women are fine,
and sheep are divine,
llama’s are numero uno!”

Girl From Shalanker Limerick

Jerkoff — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 14:58:56 +0000

There once was a girl from Shalanker,
whose cunt was as big as a tanker,
you could go for a swim,
in the depths of her quim,
and you needed a lamp post to wank her.