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Old Fellow Named Paul Limerick

Jerkoff — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 14:43:56 +0000

There was an old fellow named Paul,
whose prick was exceedingly small,
when in bed with a lay,
he could screw her all day,
without touching her vaginal wall.

Man From Winsocket Limerick

Jerkoff — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 06:38:32 +0000

There once was a man from Winsocket,
who rode down the street on a rocket,
the force of the blast,
blew his balls up his ass,
and his pecker was found in his pocket.

Sailor Named Clark Limerick

Jerkoff — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 09:37:21 +0000

A horny young sailor named Clark,
who picked up a slut in a park,
she was ugly and crude,
and a horror when nude,
but she was good for a fuck in the dark.

Man From Fort Myers Limerick

Jerkoff — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 03:42:46 +0000

There once was a man from Fort Myers,
who wrapped his balls up in wire,
he flicked on the switch,
and oh what a bitch,
his balls began to catch fire.

Mathematician Named Hall Limerick

Jerkoff — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:12:54 +0000

There once was a mathematician named Hall,
who had a hexagon ball,
the cube of its weight,
times his pecker size plus eight,
is his number, give him a call.

Adam in Eden Limerick

Jerkoff — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:46:47 +0000

In the garden of Eden sat Adam,
massaging the bust of his madam,
he chuckled with mirth,
for he knew that on earth,
there were only two boobs and he had ‘em.

Chap From Out Yonder Limerick

Jerkoff — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:59:49 +0000

There was a young chap from out yonder,
who buggered a big anaconda,
he regretted this crime,
for the rest of his time,
while the reptile grew fonder and fonder.

Girl Named Miss Doves Limerick

Jerkoff — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 17:23:26 +0000

An agreeable girl named Miss Doves,
likes to jack off the young men she loves,
she will use her bare fist,
if the fellows insist,
but she really prefers to wear gloves.

Hooker Named Chariff Limerick

Jerkoff — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 14:29:16 +0000

There was an old hooker named Chariff,
who let out a monstrous queef,
with the grace of a swan,
she said to her John,
“Does anyone else smell roast beef?”

Lass From Tacoma Limerick

Jerkoff — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 01:12:35 +0000

I once knew a lass from Tacoma,
whose twat had a wondrous aroma,
when the lads took a whiff,
about half would get stiff,
the rest would fall into a coma.