Rude Limericks

Queer From Khartoum Limerick Posted August 18th, 2010 in Rude Limericks

There once was a queer from Khartoum,
who took a lesbian up to his room,
they spent the whole night,
in a hell of a fight,
over who should do what, and to whom!

Old Fellow Named Paul Limerick Posted July 8th, 2010 in Rude Limericks

There was an old fellow named Paul,
whose prick was exceedingly small,
when in bed with a lay,
he could screw her all day,
without touching her vaginal wall.

Man From Winsocket Limerick Posted April 28th, 2010 in Rude Limericks

There once was a man from Winsocket,
who rode down the street on a rocket,
the force of the blast,
blew his balls up his ass,
and his pecker was found in his pocket.

Sailor Named Clark Limerick Posted April 21st, 2010 in Rude Limericks

A horny young sailor named Clark,
who picked up a slut in a park,
she was ugly and crude,
and a horror when nude,
but she was good for a fuck in the dark.

Man From Fort Myers Limerick Posted April 14th, 2010 in Rude Limericks

There once was a man from Fort Myers,
who wrapped his balls up in wire,
he flicked on the switch,
and oh what a bitch,
his balls began to catch fire.

Mathematician Named Hall Limerick Posted March 29th, 2010 in Rude Limericks

There once was a mathematician named Hall,
who had a hexagon ball,
the cube of its weight,
times his pecker size plus eight,
is his number, give him a call.

Adam in Eden Limerick Posted March 15th, 2010 in Rude Limericks

In the garden of Eden sat Adam,
massaging the bust of his madam,
he chuckled with mirth,
for he knew that on earth,
there were only two boobs and he had ‘em.

Chap From Out Yonder Limerick Posted March 4th, 2010 in Rude Limericks

There was a young chap from out yonder,
who buggered a big anaconda,
he regretted this crime,
for the rest of his time,
while the reptile grew fonder and fonder.

Girl Named Miss Doves Limerick Posted February 16th, 2010 in Rude Limericks

An agreeable girl named Miss Doves,
likes to jack off the young men she loves,
she will use her bare fist,
if the fellows insist,
but she really prefers to wear gloves.

Hooker Named Chariff Limerick Posted February 2nd, 2010 in Rude Limericks

There was an old hooker named Chariff,
who let out a monstrous queef,
with the grace of a swan,
she said to her John,
“Does anyone else smell roast beef?”

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