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Rude Limericks

Get kicked out of more pubs than usual while reciting our stunningly rude limericks to your buddies. Read line after line of hideously crass limerick lyrics that will leave everyone giggling like a bunch of school girls frolicking on the beach.


Rude Limericks

Man From Gosham Limerick

Posted May 19th, 2013 at 4:01 am in Rude Limericks

There was an old man from Gosham,
who took out his balls to wash ’em,
his wife said “Jack!,
if you don’t put ‘em back,
I’ll stand on the fuckers and squash ’em!”



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Young Fellow Named Paul Limerick

Posted September 10th, 2012 at 3:44 am in Rude Limericks

There was a young fellow named Paul,
who couldn’t rely on his ring-piece at all,
when he sat on the loo,
it went slightly askew,
and splattered some poo on the wall.



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Lass Called Louise Limerick

Posted June 2nd, 2012 at 9:38 pm in Rude Limericks

There once was a lass called Louise,
who’s cunt smelt like Limburger Cheese,
she leaked so much grunge,
that she purchased a sponge,
that sopped up the muck to her knees.



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Young Man From Bombay Limerick

Posted March 23rd, 2012 at 3:19 am in Rude Limericks

There was a young man from Bombay,
who shagged 20 chickens a day,
he wouldn’t stop fucking,
till they all started clucking,
then he’d eat all the eggs that they lay.



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Man From Leeds Limerick

Posted February 13th, 2012 at 3:01 pm in Rude Limericks

There once was a man from Leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds,
within half an hour,
his dick was a flower,
and his balls were all covered with weeds.



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Girl Named Sapphire Limerick

Posted December 2nd, 2011 at 5:22 am in Rude Limericks

There was a young girl named Sapphire,
who succumbed to her lover’s desire,
she said “It’s a sin,
but now that it’s in,
could you shove it a few inches higher?”



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Girl From Hong Kong Limerick

Posted November 26th, 2011 at 3:17 am in Rude Limericks

There was a young girl from Hong Kong,
whose cervical cap was a gong,
she said with a yell,
as a shot rang her bell,
“I’ll give you a ding for a dong!”



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Lady From Reno Limerick

Posted November 12th, 2011 at 12:52 pm in Rude Limericks

There once was a lady from Reno,
who lost all her cash playing keno,
so she laid on her back,
opened her crack,
and now she owns the casino.



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Girl Named Denise Limerick

Posted October 19th, 2011 at 6:45 am in Rude Limericks

There was a young girl named Denise
Who’s pubes hung down to her knees
The crabs got together
To knit her a sweater
So in winter her twat wouldn’t freeze.



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Old Man From Harrow

Posted October 3rd, 2011 at 3:26 pm in Rude Limericks

There was an old man from Harrow,
who tried to have sex with a sparrow,
the sparrow said “No,
you can’t have a go,
as the hole in my arse is too narrow.”





 


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Patrick (Mar 21):

I’m making a fecal deposit in the Bank of Excrement.



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